sex talk.: Frequently Asked Questions.
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What is the average penis size?
- the average penis is about 6 inches erect. all penises look different so do not fret if yours is thinker or thinner than the ones you seen in…
lol am i the only 1 watching family guy? :D
just saw it lately and HAD to google it, so here it is:
- Stewie: Take your index finger and your thumb, and lightly grip the base of your tail.
- Brian: What?
- Stewie: Lightly grip the base of your tail with your index finger and your thumb, and then slide your fingers up the length of your tail to the tip.
- Brian: Why?
- Stewie: Because that’s what I asked you to do.
- Brian: That’s kinda weird. Is this some kinda sexual thing?
- Stewie: Nobody said anything about sexual- there’s nothing sexual about it. I’m just asking you to perform a simple task. [Slyly] Take your index finger and your thumb, and lightly grip the base of your tail, and run your fingers along the length of your tail.
- Brian: You mean stroke it?
- Stewie: [Defensively] Nobody used that word. This is not a stroking motion- this is a completely non-sexual thing I am asking you to do, in a completely non-sexual way. [Slyly] Squeeze the base of the tail lightly with your thumb and index finger, and then, while continuing to squeeze, run them up the length of your tail to the tip, and I’ll make you a clone.
- Brian: I only have to do it once?
- Stewie: I’ll tell you when to stop.
- [Brian reaches for the back of the tail and slowly rubs along the length of the tail with his thumb and index finger, and then back again, then stops]
- Stewie: [Laughs] I don’t know why ya stoppin’ nobody told you to stop!
- [Brian resumes the rubbing his tail]
- Stewie: Gimme a little smile.
- [Brian flashes a fake smile while continuing to rub his tail]
- Stewie: You’re lips look a little dry, why don’t you wet ‘em a little bit?
- [Brian, continuing to smile and rub his tail, then starts licking the outside of his lips]
- Stewie: [Guffaws] Oh my God, you’re so weird! Alright I’ll make you a clone buddy.
from http://familyguy.wikia.com/wiki/Quagmire%27s_Baby/Quotes
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